What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : I don't drink

Me : No

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

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He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Sure.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

Me : Thank you.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What is the Replika app, and how does it work?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

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Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : I'm 24.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Which race of women are the hottest?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Tea ?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?